50 birthday jokes

These are jokes Ive collected over the years. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked.

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

50 birthday jokes. 50th Birthday Jokes. Laughter is the best medicine they say and I agree. What better way to celebrate than having a good-natured laugh with some 50th birthday jokes.

These are jokes Ive collected over the years. Some of them I made up just for you to use at your 50th birthday celebration. Please dont post them on other sites.

Best 50th Birthday Jokes and Sayings The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things and yet you are not. 50th Birthday Jokes about Aging Dont let aging get you down.

Its too hard to get up again. How do you know youve hit middle-age. In preparation for a big sneeze you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best.

You are so old you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. 50 Very Best Birthday Jokes. What do penguins sing on a birthday.

Freeze a jolly good fellow. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock. Because it was marble cake.

How does the cat celebrate its birthday. By turning up the mewsic. Why were there balloons in the bathroom.

There was a birthday potty. A wife is desperately looking for a present for her husbands 50th birthday. She goes into a pet shop and starts asking for yhe prices ok different animals but her attention goes into a frog that had a label for 1000 dollars.

Consumed by doubt she approaches to a. A man walks into a bar on the 50th floor. As he goes through the door a slight chime sounds.

He heads for the bar and orders a beer. As time goes by he hears the chime again and turns to see another man arriving. The other man immediately heads for the bar and orders a double scotch on the rocks.

The fact is that he is the son of a dentist. A woman on her Birthday does not become a year older but a year more dangerous. Dear I bought five pairs of nylon stockings for your Birthday.

The birthday girl tells My pantyhose. Well if you dont wear it I will. The girls are so funny.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings Group 4. For my 50th birthday my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked.

• Jean Sorensen Maybe its true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150000 miles.

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. You know one would have been enough. Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer.

Because it was a pound cake. Does one type of birthday candle burn longer than another. No they all burn shorter.

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Below the reader will find a wide collection of messages and happy birthday wishes for the 50th birthday. From 55 on she needs good cash sophie tucker 2. What better way to celebrate than having a good natured laugh with some 50th birthday jokes.

Congratulations on your 50th birthday or if you prefer 2600 weeks 18000 days 438000 hours. You are always 20 years old. You have only added 30 years of experience.

50 years of wisdom beauty attractiveness sweetness grace and generosity. Funny 50th Birthday Quotes Group 2. Age is not important unless youre a cheese.

Im 50 and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. Best Jokes on 50th Birthday.

For the 50th birthday jokes you do not need to go anywhere. Here in this article I am going to share some of the best 50th birthday jokes and quotes that you can share with your friends and family members who are going to turn 50 through SMS WhatsApp Facebook or Twitter. Or you can also write them out on tiny colorful chits and places them in throughout the.

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Bobby Kelton The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat. 50th Birthday Jokes For Women Funny Grumpy Cat 0.

If 50 is over the hill then 49 must be on the top of the world. Funny Ecards 49th Birthday Jokes 0. 50 is five perfect 10s.

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Draymond Green And Several NBA Players Straight Up Laughed A. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles everything is dandy. 50th Birthday Jokes about Memory.

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I love these cause theyre toned down a bit and can be the funniest of them all. So quite short birthday jokes afterall we dont want to be a gate crasher. And finally I will be posting about birthday quotest and birthday poems.

In a day or two Im gonna begin.