Bad chem jokes

Do you know any mole jokes. He says to his assistant.

Suddenly the proton stops and says Wait I dropped an electron.

Bad chem jokes. Bad Chemistry Jokes. Id tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon. Anyone know any jokes about sodium.

If youre not part of the solutionyoure part of the precipitate. What do you call a clown in jail. What is the chemical formula for sea water.

Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide. If H2O is the formula for. Another chemical symbol-based chemistry joke.

Cobalt Co radon Rn and yttrium Yyes its a real element. Dont miss these space puns theyre really out of this world. We should just find all the bad chemistry jokes and just barium.

Whats the molecular formula of water. But didnt you say water is H to O. Carbon was saying to oxygen hey did you hear about the new phone company O2.

And then oxygen said yeah they named it after me. What is the formula for a cat in chemistry. An ion with a paw-sitive charge.

I make bad chemistry puns. I Sulfur when you Argon. When chemists die they Barium.

What do you do with a dead chemist Ba I once tried to tell a chemistry joke but there was no reaction. Argon walks into a bar. Id say a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny. I heard Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. Do I know any jokes about sodium.

Dont trust atoms they make up everything. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says No Im traveling light.

I tell really bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon. Argon is an element of the periodic table when said it out loud. The pronunciation is similar to the words are gone Hence the words are gone are replaced in the sentence to add some humor.

Gotta keep an ion it. Gold is the best element because its AU-some. I like to hear chemistry puns periodically.

What do you call an acid with. Following is our collection of funny Chemistry jokesThere are some chemistry benzene jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. Im running out of steam.

Do you know any mole jokes. If so call 602-1023. OK last one.

What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium Nickel and Iron. At this point you are probably wondering if I have any more jokes. Perhaps one about sodium.

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What do you do with a dead chemist. If you cant helium and you cant curium you might as well barium. Im just going to start making worse chemistry jokes and puns.

All the better ones Argon. A proton and a neutron are walking home. Suddenly the proton stops and says Wait I dropped an electron.

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity. What element is derived from a Norse god. What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car.

He was booked for a salt and battery. What element is a girls future best friend. Little Willie was a chemist.

Little Willie is no more. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it.

Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it-Adam Sandler. Ive been looking for chemistry puns for a long time. But it seems the good ones Argon.

I thought hey just try to enjoy the bad ones but I couldnt. The only thing I could do is Berium. You might be thinking I bet they arent that bad but after you see the same ones as much as I sa.

A doctor is operating on a patient. He says to his assistant. Helium please so the assistant wheels over a tank of helium.

The doctor proceeds to put a mask on the patient so he can inhale the gas but the patient doesnt respond to the treatment. The doctor turns to his assistant again. The water you may have boiled in a kettle that has metal and plastic parts more chemistry must create these.

The majority of the paper is devoted to experimental approaches. A chemical is a mix of elements. Among the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid was deported.

The Benefits of Bad Chemistry Jokes. Here are 175 really bad jokes ranging from terrible puns and horrible one-liners to cringy- and groan-worthy jokes that are so bad theyre good. The pessimist sees the glass half empty.

The chemist sees the glass completely full half with liquid and half with air. Flickr Paul Thompson. The glass is always completely full of.

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Well dads arent the only ones capable of telling stinkers though. Weve compiled a ton of jokes and puns so horrible and lame theyll have dad mom. The 30 Funniest Chemistry Jokes for Kids.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium. He just couldnt put it down. Anyone know any jokes about sodium.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. Find all your bad chemistry jokes and Barium.

Gold and fluorine walk into a bar and fluorine starts reacting badly with some of the other people. The bartender gets mad and says AU get the F out of here. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Below are some Chemistry jokes dirty that you can use as a pick up line or to share a funny joke without making it sound vulgar. Hey darling you so beautiful I have my ion you. Baby your body is so hotter than a Bunsen burner.

Whenever am with my baby we have such great chemistry that all I want is to do some Biology with her. Bad Chemistry Jokes and Stories Updated August 26 2008. Interesting Periodic tables.

The Periodic Table of Comic Books. The Periodic Table of Poetry. If you have any funny chemistry jokes or stories you would like to see here please send them via e-mail to russellknkuedu.

This class is so bad. All dumb people stand up. A student stands up.

Shohag are you dumb. No sir but I felt bad seeing you stand alone. How old is your dad.

How old is your dad. He is as old as me. How is that possible.

He only became a dad when I was born.