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Haha my dad used to tell bad and offensive polish jokes when I was younger. Hey girl lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
Nice to read up on some real Polish humor -.
Bad polish jokes. Polish Jokes At the Polish-Russian border A Russian border patrol walks down the line expecting a quiet evening when suddenly he sees something dangling from a tree. He calls his partner. Come quick theres someone hanging from the tree.
Someone committed suicide right here a. A Polish lady goes to apply for a drivers license. First of course she had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed her a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z Can you read this the optician asked. Read it the Polish woman replied I know the guy A Polish police officer pulls over a German tourist. A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind.
The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle the knight sharpened his weapon. I couldnt stay in there another minute Next it was the Germans turn.
After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. Oh God that is the most putrid smell in the world. I couldnt take it another minute he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Polaks turn. They locked him in the room and waited. Those are the kind of Polish jokes Americans guffaw about making fun of Poles for allegedly not being so smart overlooking the gallantry of Polish resistance to the Nazis and a proud culture that has produced the likes of Lech Walesa who did as much as President Ronald Reagan to bring down communism in Europe.
A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it everyone threw a fit A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day. He discovered he was a tad Polish. A Polish man goes to the eye doctor.
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters. A man walks up to a counter and says.
A man walks up to a counter and says Gimme a kielbassi sandwich and a beer Ah says the person behind the counter. You must be Polish The customer becomes irate. Now just a minute he says I happen to take offense at that.
Haha my dad used to tell bad and offensive polish jokes when I was younger. Nice to read up on some real Polish humor -. I dont know much about Czech but I know when I was studying dutch in Brussels my Finnish friend used to crack me up with her pixie language.
Throw in a bar of soap. Why are there no ice cubes in Poland. They forgot the recipe.
What happens when a Polak doesnt pay his garbage bill. How do you ruin a Polish party. Flush the punch bowl.
What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night. A new last name. Feign or admit ignorance of Polands location.
Poland Yeah yknow Poland. Didnt know that Poland was in Europe Youre from Poland. Now let me show you how to use a fork and a knife Ill let you try our national beverage Im sure you dont have it where you come from.
Its called tea Poland. 1 Janek Warszawski Marries a Welsh Girl 2 More Classic Polish Jokes 3 Bad Polish Driver - Mr Prawo Jazdy 4 Eye Test for Driving Licence 5 Unfortunate Polish Husband Banished to the Dog House 6 Polish One-liners 7 Polish Man Working 8 Joke of the Day Email 9 Thought of the Day Subscription 10 See more funny Irish jokes and clean Irish stories. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer go by.
The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls cant talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because its a bird of prey. Why is the USA bad at chess.
They already lost 2 towers. You da bomb No you da bomb In America a compliment. A Collection of short funny Polish-related jokes.
Pizza Jokes. Why do Polish names end in ski. Because they cant spell tobbagan.
Why wasnt the new football stadium in Warsaw any good. Perhaps one who lacks a shred of grace. Głupek If youre freestyling a verse and you need two rhyming Polish insults to deliver the sickest of burns you can pair głupek with dupek.
If a dupek is sort of a jerk a głupek is just a big ol boneheaded idiot. Jebiesz jeze You fuck hedgehogs. WARSAW Poland Satire News After over a hundred years of having to put up with literally millions of Polish jokes the people of Poland are glad that the Polish government has finally outlawed the dreaded humorisms.
A spokesperson for President Andrzej Duda stated that Duda has signed a PEO Presidential Executive Order which will ban the telling of any Polish jokes. A Polish joke is an English-language ethnic joke deriding Polish people based on derogatory stereotypesThe Polish joke belongs in the category of conditional jokes whose full understanding requires the audience to have prior knowledge of what a Polish joke isAs with all discriminatory jokes Polish jokes depend on the listeners preconceived notions and. Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste.
They hit too close to home. Upvote downvote report Bad taste If youd had a tin of shoe polish you could have blackened her up and got away with it I said to Oscar Pistorius laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste.
Why would he have a tin of shoe polish. Following is our collection of funny Racial jokesThere are some racial ethnicities jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. Come down The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says Moo moo moo 22 An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.
Youre such a good catch I think ill use my only MASTER BALL on you. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Groudon is red Kyogre is blue if you were a Pokmon Id choose you.
Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs. Hey girl lemme see them Jigglypuffs. My love for you burns like a Charizards tail.
A Very Bad Polish Joke. Its like the beginning of a bad Polish joke. A group of Polish politicians go into a room to debate their role in the Holocaust.
Polish Air Disaster Joke. First we want to apologize to our Polish friends but rememberits just a jokePolandss Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral PolandPolish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so farand expect that number to. When I was a child they told me The children are our future Now that Im grown theyre saying its actually these new children.
I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one. I saw a pig a cow and a horse. I told my wife Those look like some of your relatives.
She replied Yeah my in-laws.