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Best clean joke. Whats a balloons least favorite type of music. I went into a store to buy some books about turtles. Hardbacks asked the shopkeeperYes I replied.
And they have little heads too What does the worlds top dentist get. I used to be addicted to not showering. Luckily Ive been clean for five years.
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What do you get from a pampered cow. Where do beef burgers go to dance. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees.
Because theyre really good at it. Want to hear a roof joke. A child asked his father How were people born So his father said Adam and Eve made babies then their babies became adults and made babies and so on The child then went to his mother asked her.
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An Eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive his friend asks puzzled So wheres your igloo. Oh no I mustve left the iron on.
Ive got problems with mathematics. Yeah that makes four of us. Cleaning Jokes One-liners.
It is really hard to keep our houses clean. So just relax and read our one-liner jokes about cleaning your room. You never know what you haveuntil you clean your room.
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A plane is on approach in a bad storm visibility is next to nothing. The pilots are concerned but confident they can land. So they continue the decent and after a white-knuckled hair-raising landing the plane comes to a stop.
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Enjoy our collection we hope youll find them as funny as we do. Best Funny Clean Jokes. The repetitive format of knock-knock jokes are perfect for kids because theyre predictable simple to understand and its easy to invent new ones.
Expect a few failures before you strike gold. Youre going to forget my name in 3 seconds. Clean Joke - RIP.
When I was a young minister a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.
I was not familiar with the area and became lost. You have reached a site where you can escape the pressures of everyday life and laugh. We are constantly updating this site so visit often.
Craig Klope the host of the nationally syndicated radio show Brushes with Greatness spent many years traveling with various musical groups across the country. Our Good Jokes are clean and suitable for you to tell at a family gatherings. Many of these jokes can be spun out to make a short story.
As so often with a good yarn all you need is the seed of an idea. Good Jokes Based on Clever Language. Clean Yet Good Jokes from Will and Guy.
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After a few weeks move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags and eventually. Sorry Then in a whisper Id like some fish and chips Stephen Wright has some great short jokes.
I once bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house I plan on living forever. So far so good When I was a child we had a sandbox.
It was a quicksand box.