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One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. Wow that is the most.
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Best jokes told by wow characters. World of Warcraft Jokes and Puns. These World of Warcraft jokes and puns are perfect for WOW players. Enjoy some good laughs.
Also check out the League of Legends and other funny jokes categories. Lets make a thread that makes you smile instead of one that makes people mad. Let me hear your best WoW jokes.
My favorite Stormwind guard is Sir Cumference. Yo mama is so fat when a rogue shadowstepped her he got a loading screen. Yo mama is so fat when a mage polymorphed her she turned into a whale.
The first guy peers into it and says Wow. That looks deep The second guy says It sure does. Lets throw a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.
Well be able to tell the depth by how long it is before we hear the noise of the pebbles landing So they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places She told me to stop going to those places. How does Moses make his coffee.
I hate Russian dollsso full of themselves. Divide 12 by 4 or a quarter. Now do you get it.
Someone had to tell me to do that. I invented a new word. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
I told you the wife replies he died last week The day after he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts. IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE MY HUSBAND YOUR BOSS DIED LAST WEEK.
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING. My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal she kept shouting 9.
Thats the best Ive done so far. My girlfriend treats me like God. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
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See more ideas about jokes meaningful words quotes. Just cuz I eat Chicken and Watermelon they think that somethings wrong with me. Let me tell you somethin if you dont like chicken and watermelon something is wrong with you there is something wrong with you.
Where are all these people who dont like Chicken and Watermelon. Im sick of hearing about how bad it is its great. Jailed for telling the truth.
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Top joke in USA. A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing takes off his golf cap closes his eyes and bows down in prayer. Wow that is the most. Stand up Comedy on Star Trek.
Yo mamma so fat she tried to use the teleporter but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side. Adam the first human walks into a comedy club. He hears a funny joke and totally splits a rib.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. Well you can paint my porch. How much will you charge How about 50 dollars said the blonde.
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. Sarcasm is when you say one thing but you mean the opposite. A lot of people think of sarcasm as a dull form of humor but a good sarcastic joke can get a serious laugh.
These jokes are all about the delivery so try raising your voice a bit and rolling your eyes while you lean into the punchline. Never sea you again. Oh I remember that.
That was from the time you and Dad dressed as cattle to try to win tickets to Dairyland. Uh huh sure ended up being a cow-tastropheBut it was an udderly good time in the moo-mentIn fact-. College offers an opportunity of interacting and forming life-long friends even as you learn and work on a career.
Mulaney has some jokes about college as listed below. College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep. The greatest assembly of them all once a year was Stranger Danger.
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