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So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says Before you tell that joke.
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Blind man jokes. The blind man sniffs along the womans naked body and says bit tricky this one can you turn it over. So the manager gets the secretary to lay on her back and the blind man sniffs up and down the womans naked body and says ahh you cant fool me thats the shithouse door off a tuna boat. We collected only funny Blind People jokes around the web.
Enjoy the best Blind People jokes ever. A blind man walks into a library and asks Do you have any books on tape The librarian says Yes yes we do but its not a very interesting subject Score. The Blind Guy at the Bar.
A blind man enters a bar carefully and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke. The bar immediately becomes very very quiet.
In a husky deep voice the woman next to him says Before you. Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other Hey lets take all our clothes off fold them up and lock the door So they do this and begin painting their.
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
20 Blind Men Joke. Two fraud men go up to 20 blind men and say Do you want to go on holiday The blind men reply yeah of course. So the blind men give the fraud men 2000 each.
The fraud men drive them up to blackpool and put them on the beach and then go to the pub Whilst there they think that the blind men are. A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to. Continue reading The Blind Man.
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies To find out where his head is so I can kick his ass 24 dog jokes A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. 2 Nuns and a Blind Man. Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits.
After discussing it the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room strip off their habits and paint naked. A blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so.
A blind man walks into a bar. Someone in a bar at dawn. I dont drink my first beer until darkA blind man answers.
One day two blind men started fighting. Smell Recognition A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter who is also the owner walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
Im sorry sir but I am blind and cant read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. Ill smell it and order from there A little confused the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks.
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender. Hey would you like to hear a great blonde joke. A voice next to him says.
Go ahead but before you tell that joke I think I should tell you that the bartender is a blonde the bouncer is a blonde and Im a blonde with a black belt in karate. Theres another blonde next to. The husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated. Funny Blind Man Joke. A woman is just getting out of the shower when theres a knock at the door.
She doesnt have a towel at hand so she shouts Who is it Its the blind man Realising the towel no longer matters she opens the door. The blind man says Nice tits love. Where do you want the blinds Check out more funny jokes.
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet bent down and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done.
Not at all said the blind man. I only wanted to find out which end to kick. A blind man was describing his favorite sport parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished he said that things were all done for him. I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile he yells to the bartender Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says Before you tell that joke.
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter who is also the owner walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. Im sorry sir but I am blind and cant read the menu.
Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. Ill smell it and order from there. A little confused the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork.
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A blind man sits on a park bench. A zombie sits down next to him and the zombie starts chomping down on a fresh kill. Taking pity on the blind man the zombie gives a piece of flesh to the blind man to eat.
A big list of chinaman jokes. 30 of them in fact. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond.
A Chinaman come to America looking for a job. A local hardware store owner wants to prove he isnt racist so he hires him. The man responds Im Hung and Im hung.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. Hey the bartender exclaimed No animals are allowed in here Were not just animals buster says the parrot. Im not talking to you replied the bartender Im talking to the guy Well the parrot angrily replied.