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Recently French scientists at the University of Southern North Dakota Baltimore performed the first successful human brain transplant. Gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow after he had solved her legal troubles.
For a male brain 500000.
Brain transplant joke. This joke may contain profanity. It says you can get you can a brain transplant from a Irish man for 5000 cheaper than an american. Trump says This proves that America is the greatest country ever and Americans are the smartest people ever.
Brain Transplant Joke. By omnibrain on February 15 2008. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family.
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber. Im afraid I am the bearer of bad news he said as he surveyed the worried faces The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
I wasnt originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind. A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family Brains are very expensive and you will have to pay the costs yourselves Well how much does a brain cost asked the relatives. For a male brain 500000.
For a female brain 200000 replied the doctor. Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked but all. Joke of the day - Brain transplant is the best Joke for Sunday 08 June 2008 from site Jokes of the day - Brain transplant.
Back to Funny Funny Jokes 8. Previous Funny Joke Next Funny Joke. A wealthy man needed a brain transplant.
His doctor said he had two choices. One was a college professor at the cost of 10000. The second choice was a famous politician for 500000.
The patient asked why so expensive. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure.
It might work but the bad news is that brains are very expensive and you will have to pay the costs yourselves. Well how much does a brain cost asked the relatives. For a male brain 500000.
For a female brain 200000. Some of the younger male. Brain Transplant - Men vs.
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BRAIN TRANSPLANT In the hospital the relatives gathered and prayed in the waiting room where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber. Im afraid Im the bearer of bad news he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain. Joke of the day - Brain Transplant is the best Joke for Tuesday 15 July 2008 from site Joke of the Day - Brain Transplant. An Irishman and Donald Trump are reading an article about brain transplants.
It says you can get you can a brain transplant from a Irish man for 5000 cheaper than an american. Trump says This proves that America is the greatest country ever. The brain The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked.
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How can I ever thank you. Gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow after he had solved her legal troubles. My dear woman Darrow replied ever since the.
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp and rubs it revealing a genie that claims to grant the man three wishes. The genie says I can grant you three wishes but your worst enemy gets twice what you wished for The man agrees. He says My first wish is to have 20 billion dollars.
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A man at the hospital is discussing his condition with the doctor. So we have some good news and some bad news. I wasnt going to have a brain transplant But then I changed my mind.
First Successful Brain Transplant. Recently French scientists at the University of Southern North Dakota Baltimore performed the first successful human brain transplant. Said the chief neurosurgeon Dr.
Cranial Head MD This is a breakthrough of unprecedented magnitude. Im ecstatic all our research and hard work finally paid off. Australian brain transplant joke.
A New Zealander wanted to become an Irishman so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. Well said the doctor this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain.
Thats OK said the New Zealander. A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family Brains are very expensive and you will have to pay the costs yourselves Well how much does a brain cost asked the relatives. For a male brain 500000.
For a female brain 200000 replied the doctor. A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year that in frustration he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his IQ. After a battery of physical and psychological tests the centers director told him that he was an acceptable candidate.
Thats great the executive said. Cost Of Brain Transplant - Jokes Etc - Nairaland. Nairaland Forum Entertainment Jokes Etc Cost Of Brain Transplant 2016 Views Check This Little Crack Of Brain Worlds First Head Transplant A Success After Nineteen Hour Operation.
The only thing that will save him is a brain transplant. The doctor explains that fortunately their insurance will cover the costs of the operation but they have to buy the brain themselves. Surprised they ask the doctor how much a brain costs.
It depends he tells them whether it is the brain of a woman or a man.