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Its an old joke but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical.
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One open the door. Two shove it in. Three close the door.
What are the four steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. One open the door. Two take out the giraffe.
There are 500 bricks on a plane. How many are left. What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator.
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A group of elite scientists and inventors were invited to attend a conference at a college. Many students bombarded them with questions about science and life but Johnny wanted to test them in a different way. The conference hall of Hogwarts University fell silent as Nikola Tesla Albert Einstein.
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Just open the door put the elephant in and close the door. By Mister Jokes 18 Shares 51k Views So theres a man in an elevator and as the doors are closing he sees this young fine looking lady hurriedly make her way to. There are 500 bricks on a plane one falls off how many left.
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Joe has decided to go for a walk in the park. As he travels the park he sees a kid crying. Concerned he asks whats wrong.
The kid says A brick fell and landed on my foot. After making sure the kid was okay Joe keeps walking. Its an old joke but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical.
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Open the fridge put in the elephant and close the fridgeHow do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps. Insult jokes Popular jokes 675 143 8252 Three guys are skydiving and the first guy throws a brick out the window the second guy throws a stone out the window and the third guy throws a grenade out the window. How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke.
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In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around 850. There are 7 bricks in a square foot meaning you are buying each brick for about a 121. Today one dollar is 075 pounds so 121 is about 092 pounds meaning for a full pound you can buy 1087 bricks for about a pound.
Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island. She and some regular guy are the only two survivors. They make the best of their situation scavenge what supplies they can from the plane and try to keep going.
They build a little hut on the beach and - both of them having certain needs - eventually start hooking up. 3 guys are walking next to some mud and find some bricks. They want to see who can throw the bricks the highest but cant seem to figure out how to measure the height that they threw it.
One of the guys says we can just measure how far the brick sinks into the mud The other two agree to this. A teacher asks her students a simple math question. There are 3 birds on a wire one gets shot how many are left.
Little Johnny raises his hand there are none left once the one bird was shot the other two flew away. Teacher tells Johnny he is wrong but she likes the way he thinks. 500 bricks are on a plane.
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A plane carrying bricks was flying northeast over a jungle when a brick fell out. Which direction did the brick fell in.