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Right now my humor is as broken as my ability to stand. Thank you to everybody for your answers it seems like its used by both sides but its mostly left.
An advice if you ever have to take indications about the road from an Italian.
Broken arm joke. My 10 year old brother made a joke about my broken arm. I found it very humerus. What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark.
Do not consume if seal is broken. What has broken arms broken legs and is on the bottom of a river. People who tell jokes about the Mafia.
I wrecked my car this morning and luckily got away with a. A big list of broken arm jokes. 33 of them in fact.
Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond. What do you give a director with a broken arm. A man with broken arms went to see the doctor.
She had a broken arm a twisted knee and a skull fracture. A woman goes to the hospital after a car accident. After a few x-rays a doctor sits down with her and says.
Im sorry maam it appears you have a broken arm Obviously flustered the woman exclaims. I want a second opinion The doctor thinks for a. Goes to doctor for swollen hand comes out with 2 broken arms.
Goes to Doctor for broken arm. Meme Broken Arm Joke Simple Jokes Good Ginger Jokes 0. Goes to doctor for swollen hand comes out with 2 broken arms.
Goes to Doctor for broken arm. Meme Simple Jokes Good Ginger Jokes 0. I was in a play about a broken arm.
Two doctors were discussing a case in a mental ward. The first doctor asked what had triggered such a profound depressive psychosis in the patient. YOU CAN GET AN ALERT IN YOUR EMAIL EVERY TIME A NEW JOKE IS UPLOADED.
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A big list of fracture jokes. 29 of them in fact. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond.
I fractured my kneecap please send me jokes. Right now my humor is as broken as my ability to stand. She had a broken arm a twisted knee and a skull fracture.
A one-armed eldery man and his wife step into a restaurant in Paris. The man orders a steak while his wife goes for a salad. The waiter sees the man struggle with his steak as he only has one arm.
The waiter feels bad for the man but doesnt want to ask him if everything is alright. Without missing a beat I replied Single handedly A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under one arm and says A beer please and one for the road. I saw a bloke with one arm and one leg was about to be hanged.
So I started shouting out letters. If a guy with only one arm speaks sign language is it a speech impediment or an. May 31 2021 - Explore Melanie Wahls board Broken Arm Jokes on Pinterest.
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Im going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm. That way people can always count on me. I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus. Today my arm got pinned between my wifes chest and the chair. It was booby trapped.
A big list of humerus jokes. 34 of them in fact. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond.
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. I saw someone have their arm broken after telling a bad joke. DAD JOKE My friend and I like bone jokes.
I always tell them that they should arm themselves with more jokes. I was at school and had to say an impromptu speech on the cloth piece that encircles our wrists. I was speaking about the cuff off the cuff.
My wrists always hurt whenever Im driving to work along with my. Aug 12 2016 - Explore Robbie DeRoin- OConnells board broken bone humor followed by 103 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about humor broken bones humor broken bone.
Maybe because alligators eat snakes and Ive seen it on alot of pride flags idk anybody know the Origin. Thank you to everybody for your answers it seems like its used by both sides but its mostly left. May 30 2020 - Explore Dennis Herolds board Broken Bone Humor on Pinterest.
See more ideas about broken bones humor humor broken bone. Meme Brace Yourselves Meme theme Simple Jokes For Kids. Ill have you know I broke my arm.
And I only cried for 2 days. Meme Funny Spongebob Memes Worlds Funniest Jokes 0. In the hospital with 2 broken arms.
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A big list of amputation jokes. 28 of them in fact. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond.
TIL amputation surgery is really expensive. It costs an arm and a leg. A patient broke out of an amputation clinic.
I have three broken ribs a broken arm an. As an Italian I like this joke very much. An advice if you ever have to take indications about the road from an Italian.
Look at the hands they tell the truth. Often an italian could say then you turn left but use the right hand to indicate that. We dont have speech-arm coordination.
Just follow the hand.