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What we really have here is a great spoonerism that takes three words crusty bus station and spoonerizes them down to two busty crustacean. Kings Crustacean and Charing Crustacean.
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Busty crustacean joke. This joke may contain profanity. I am over 18. Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big tits.
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean. Name 2 crustaceans that are only found in London. Kings Crustacean and Charing Crustacean.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean. Crab Bus Stop Implants. I met this really beautiful crustacean but I lobst her number.
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Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. One of my favorite jokes I might have found on here or somewhere else. But whats the difference between an old run down bus station and a crab that recently got breast implants.
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Hes always complaining about stress at work. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician. He worked his problem out with a pencil.
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What we really have here is a great spoonerism that takes three words crusty bus station and spoonerizes them down to two busty crustacean. The BUS replaces the CRUS in crusty to become busty which means having large breasts. The CRUS gets added to station to become the.
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