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An elderly couple was attending church services. On an overseas flight a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats.
The Perfect Pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers and he spends most of his time with the senior citizens.
Christian jokes for seniors. Clean Old Folks Jokes Clean Christian jokes funny jokes free jokes and clean jokes and humor about old people memory false teeth Grandpa and Grandma and more. Clean Jokes for Senior Citizens. God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference Clean Jokes for Senior Citizens.
A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says My ear hurts me. He kisses it gently and asks Is it better now my darling. Its all gone giggles the girl but now I have a pain here and she points to her neck.
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to him. I just had silent passing of gas what do you think I should do He leans over to her and replies.
In the front seat was a man and in the back seat a man and a woman. The teacher was at a loss to understand how this illustrated the lesson of Adam and Eve. Little Bobby was prompt with his.
Get a great laugh with these religious jokes. Finding belly laughs in holy places. Read up on our religious jokes Christian Jokes and more that will have you laughing in church.
An elderly man in Denver calls his son in Los Angeles and says I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. Dad what are you talking about the son screams.
We cant stand the sight of each other any longer the old man says. As a Christian clean jokes are hard to find. Regardless of who you are or where you are laughter truly is the best medicine.
It can change your mood faster than anything else. Bill Cosby once said Through humor you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter no matter how.
Clean FunnySenior Citizen JokesThe Game. On an overseas flight a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. The lawyer asked the senior if hed like to play a little game.
The older man was tired and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. You think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid. On vacation you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.
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An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
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God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor dentist or haircut appointment for himself. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
I hope that you will enjoy this religious humor page on my web site. These jokes are meant to be funny and cute. I am not putting these jokes on this page because of any doctrinal positions or statements.
Please enjoy them in the spirit that they are given. If you have any jokes that you think everyone would like please e-mail them to me. Free Christian jokes clean jokes funny jokes and clean old age jokes and humor about old age men and women and old folks in general.
Red Lights - Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. The Perfect Pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers and he spends most of his time with the senior citizens. He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his church.
He makes 15 home visits a day and is always in his office to be handy when needed.