Come into a bar joke

The Ancient Roman replies. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness.

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After a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried. Whats the matter the bartender asks. My wife and I got into a fight explained the guy and now she isnt talking to me for a whole 31 days The bartender thought about this for a while.

A man walks into a bar with a beautiful woman on each arm. He reaches into the front pocket of his jacket and pulls out a hundred dollar bill and asks for three drinks. The bartender puts the drinks on the bar and immediately a tiny man runs out over climbs up the bar and kicks over his dri.

A Roman walks into a bar sticks two fingers up to the barman and says Five beers please. C Eb and G walk into a bar. The bartender upon seeing them says sorry we dont serve minors.

A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem. He tells the bartenderGive me 2 shots of. Whenever we gather with our friends during whatever occasion we usually share funny stories to lighten up the mood.

One of the jokes we generally tell them is a bar joke. You may believe that every bar joke begins with X walks into a bar but you are totally wrong. A Frenchman an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar do all jokes need to be in bars They all sit down at the bar and each order a pint of brew.

The Frenchman notices a fly swimming in his drink so he pushes the glass aside and says Bartender there is a fly in my drink. A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks the beer then stands on the bar drops his pants and pisses all over the place.

The bar tender freaks out. You dirty disgusting pig. How dare you come into my bar and urinate.

Ill beat the shit out of you The man begins crying. A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it then asks where the bathroom is.

The bartender points him in the right direction and pays no more attention to the pig. Another pig walks into the bar orders two glasses of water. So a pun sprints into a bar and the bartender says Im sorry we dont serve puns here so the pun dashes out.

The bartender then remarks Huh mustve been a running joke So a pun a play on words and an anecdote walk into a bar. Alcohol bar A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He then proceeds to take a sip from the first then a sip from the second then a sip from the third and starts again with a sip from the first then second and on. The bartender asks what he was up to and he replied I have 2 brothers one lives in New York and one in Sydney and.

Joke has 3990 from 9 votes. A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says Im sorry but we dont serve strings here The string goes back to his table.

He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks the beer then stands on the bar drops his pants and pisses all over the place.

The bar tender freaks out. You dirty disgusting pig. How dare you come into my bar and urinate.

Ill beat the shit out of you The man begins crying. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying Excuse me. Ill just be a second An A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims. A mans wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed so he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and. One night this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks the bartender gets worried. Whats the matter the bartender asks.

My wife and I got into a fight explained the guy and now she isnt talking to me for a whole 31 days. A Skeleton walks into a bar asks for a beer and a mop. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar.

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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says Youre not from round here are ya No replies the man Im from New Hampshire The bartender looks at him and says Well what do you do in New Hampshire Im a taxidermist says the man.

A horse walks into a bar. Why the long face The horse stands there staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward.

The horses handler comes in and leads it out but not before its knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say the bar. A crowd of onlookers begins to form as the man jumps up on the bar and unzips his pants.

Then he begins pissing uncontrollably all over the bar and the patrons. Not a single drop makes it into the shot glass. The bartender is laughing uncontrollably as the man forks over the 200 bucks.

The bartender having spent all day cleaning up after the horse sees the receptionist the priest and the rabbi come into the bar and stops scrubbing shit long enough to ask Is this some kind of a joke 77 comments. This thread is archived. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

A horse walks into a bar. Why the long face The horse stands there staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward.

The horses handler comes in and leads it out but not before its knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say the bar. An Ancient Roman walks into a bar.

He sits down and says. Ill have a martinus please Dont you mean a martini The bartender asks. The Ancient Roman replies.