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No words are spoken as they sit down. No matter whether your mom is the funny one in the family or she could really do with a good ol laugh these jokes are sure to keep you and her entertained for a while.
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Funny sniper jokes. The Best 43 Sniper Jokes. Following is our collection of funny Sniper jokes. There are some sniper gun jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. Recently divorced Marine sniper slapped with a 1500 yard restraining order. He is now struggling to understand the distance that has become between them as well as windage.
What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work. Best Finnish joke i know Does not involve snipers 2 Finnish Longshoremen complete their hard days work at the port of Kuopio on payday and decide to go to the local bar to have a fun night. No words are spoken as they sit down.
They look at the bar keep and one raises his hand with 2 fingers up. Following is our collection of funny Snipe jokesThere are some snipe buy jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. A guy walks into a bar sits down and has a drink.
Suddenly a man hollers at him I screwed your mom last night. Disturbed the man tries to ignore him. Again he hears Your mom was good in bed last night.
Again he tries to ignore it. The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says Dad go home youre drunk. Best Finnish joke i know Does not involve snipers 2 Finnish Longshoremen complete their hard days work at the port of Kuopio on payday and decide to go to the local bar to have a fun night.
No words are spoken as they sit down. They look at the bar keep and one raises his hand with 2 fingers up. The bar keep brings 2 shots of Vod.
A sniper goes to a gun shop to buy a new scope. This scope can see as far as a kilometre you can see my house up there on the hill The sniper looks through the scope to look at the mans house. I see a naked man and a naked woman in your.
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Every military branch thinks that theyre the best the most important and in their own way the hardest working. There are so many funny military jokes and jabs out there so it took me a while to compile a list of only the best. A sniper goes to a gun shop to buy a new scope.
This scope can see as far as a kilometre you can see my house up there on the hill The sniper looks through the scope to look at the mans house. I see a naked man and a naked woman in your house The man looks through the scope too and hands the sniper. Here you will find different jokes riddles pick up lines and insults.
We have divided and organized all the jokes riddles insults and pick up lines into different categories to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. Sniper rifle fires you. In Soviet Russia Jokes List In Soviet Russia Soviet Russia Jokes 0.
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When moms joke they tend to be snipers for their kids and their own bad habits which make their jokes even funnier. No matter whether your mom is the funny one in the family or she could really do with a good ol laugh these jokes are sure to keep you and her entertained for a while. Continue browsing in rtf2.
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