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Horse racing jokes. Funniest Horseracing Jokes. By Captain Thomsen on 26 Nov 2015. Some race horses stay in a stable.
One of them starts to boast about his track record. In the last 15 races Ive won 8 of them Another horse breaks in Well in the last 27 races Ive won 19 Oh thats good but in the last 36 races Ive won 28 says another. Before the races start she takes the children over to the paddock to watch the trainers walk the horses.
Two racehorses are in a bar getting drunk. The first one says. In 100 starts I got 85 firsts 10 seconds and 5 thirds The second racehorse says.
Well in 100 starts for me I got 90 firsts 7 seconds and 3 thirds They begin fighting about this. A nearby racing dog overheard the conversation between the horses and decided to join in. Guys the same thing happens to me in a race.
I was bothered I was the only one this happened to The first horse looks at his friend and whispers holy shit bro its a talking dog. Horse racing humour jokes from the final furlong November 26 2017 By Suzan St Maur Leave a Comment Whether you enjoy the occasional flutter on the UKs Grand National. Or are a committed form expert punting away every week or just someone who enjoys a good laugh.
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A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. Hey weve got a whisky named after you. Horse racing is an equestrian performance sport typically involving two or more horses ridden by.
A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says would you like a pint The horse says no two halves. Two horses I know have been an item for ages.
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If you need a pick-me-up or a little laughter these 55 horse jokes should do just the trick. British horse racing commentator. Misspokements Sports Horse racing.
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A jockey entered the paddock before the start of the race to get mounted and the trainer said to him You have got to ride your best and win. The horse head is pretty popular these days which is why you need good Horse Jokes. See our funny horse jokes section or best horse racing jokes on Jokerz.
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