Jesus and moses jokes

So Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach and Moses says you know Jesus its been a long time since I parted the sea let me see if I can still do it. But Moses raises his golf club and the waters of the lake divide.

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Finally the bearded man.

Jesus and moses jokes. Jesus Moses and an Old Man go golfing and they come up to the par 3. Moses steps up to take a swing and plop right in the pond. So he steps up to the water raises his hands and separates the water.

He strolls up and chips it into the hole for a birdie. Jesus turn and he plunks it. Moses Jokes Jesus and Moses are relaxing on a boat and talking about the good old days.

The subject of miracles comes up and they decide to see if they can still perform them. Its been almost 4000 years since I did this one Moses says then raises his arms. The water parts revealing the floor of the lake.

Moses says Hey maybe we should just head back and You can try again tomorrow but Jesus says No I can do this He mouths a silent prayer winks at the sky and again sinks when He steps off the boat. Moses parts the water a third time and helps Jesus up. Jesus looks shaken and looks at His feet then smiles.

I know whats wrong now. Moses Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.

It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball.

It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parted the water for Jesus who went in to retrieve his ball. Jesus however was not ready to give up.

I know I can do this Moses – Ive seen Arnold Palmer do it and if he can do it then so can I True to form however Jesus ball ended up back in the water. Moses parted the water and Jesus went in to retrieve the ball. Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days and Moses says Yeah sure So Jesus gets up and says I think Ill walk on the water that was always a good one So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat steps into the water and sinks like a stone.

Moses Jesus and an old man are golfing. October 14 2013 by I know everything. Moses Jesus and an old man are golfing.

Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. Moses Jesus and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.

It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green. Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball.

Moses Jesus and an old man were playing golf. Moses swings and the ball rolls towards a river. The river splits and the ball goes through.

Jesus shrugs and hits the ball straight onto the river. It rolls straight over. The old man smiles and hits the ball into the river.

A fish swallows the ball an eagl. Moses looks at all the women from whom to create his chosen people picks out all of the smart ones and tells them to follow him. Jesus turn comes he looks at the remaining group picks all of the most beautiful ones and tells them to follow him.

Mohammed takes a look at the remaining group sighs and says cover yourself up. Jokes Religion Jokes. Jesus Moses Go Golfing.

Moses Jesus and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap.

Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green. Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. 2 Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.

Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea when Moses nudged Jesus and said Psst. Hey Jesus Ive still got it Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale and the waters of the Red Sea were parted.

Jesus Moses and an old man were playing golf one day. Jesus stepped up to the tee swung but caught a real bad slice and the ball caught hard left straight into the pond. No problem he said and then made the ball rise so he could walk out on the pond and chip it right onto the green.

Not bad young fella Said Moses. But he suffered the same fate dropping the ball into the pond. Jesus walks on the lake hits the ball and gets it into the hole.

Next is Moses turn. He hits the ball as hard as he can and it heads straight towards the lake. But Moses raises his golf club and the waters of the lake divide.

Moses walks between the two walls of water to the ball hits it and it gets into the hole. Finally the bearded man. Moses Jesus and a little old man are playing golf.

They get to a particularly difficult hole which requires them to hit the ball onto a little island in the middle of a lake. Moses goes first and hits his ball into the water. He then puts his staff into the water parts it walks over to his ball and hits it into the hole on the island.

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days and Moses says Yeah sure So Jesus gets up and says I think Ill walk on the water that was always a good one So Jesus. Jesus and Moses playing golf. Jesus and Moses were teeing off on a 149 yd par 3 with water hazard.

Jesus pulled out his wedge and hit his first ball into the water. I dont understand he said I saw Arnold Palmer hit a wedge to the green on this same hole yesterday Again he dropped a ball on the ground and repeated the shot with the same. S o Moses and Jesus are golfing at Shinnecock Hills before the US Open.

They get to 6 and Jesus says to Moses I saw Tiger hit this with a 3 iron. Yeah well youre not him says Moses. Jesus smirks picks up his 3 iron and thwack the ball.

So Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach and Moses says you know Jesus its been a long time since I parted the sea let me see if I can still do it. So he throws his staff down throws his arms up and nothing happens. Jesus says to him why dont you try again its been a.

Moses tells Jesus if he hits the ball into the water this time hes not going to help him get it back. Jesus takes a mighty swing and watches the ball fall just short of the green once again landing in the water. He turns to Moses and asks him to part the waters and Moses tells him no he had to retrieve the ball on his own.

Jesus n Mo n Moses n quarantine Why Evolution Is True says. April 29 2020 at 315 pm The new Jesus and Mo strip called jokes features Moses. As the author notes Its been a while since weve seen Moses wild-eyed visage.

Moses Jesus and a bearded old man are playing golf. Moses hits a long one but it rolls to a river. Moses raises his golf club the waters part and the ball rolls into the holeJesus also hits a long one towards the same river but just as it is about to fall into the water it.

Moses parted the water and Jesus went in to retrieve the ball. Look Jesus said Moses. Try again if you like but Im not parting the water for you again Fair enough Moses said Jesus.

But you know Ive seen Arnold Palmer make this shot and if Arnold Palmer can do it then so can I Once again Jesus ball was in the water.