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What did you do that for Yells the bar tender. I heard a really funny time travel joke tomorrow.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
Joke time traveller walks into a bar. A time travel version is. Bartender says We dont serve time travelers here. A time traveler walks into a bar.
The joke was cited on Twitter on December 7 2009. To get to the time machineWhy did the chicken cross the road is a similar time travel joke on a popular meme. A time traveler walks into a bar.
A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says We dont serve time travelers in here A time traveler walks into a bar. Lmao most savage joke ever lol.
Found this gem on facebook. She must be related to someone at the White House. So he travels back in time walks in and the bar is completely empty not packed at all.
So he orders a drink and food and its like the best food hes ever eaten. Suddenly he sees himself from a few weeks walk in and then himself in a few years and then a few months and suddenly the bar is filled with a multitude of duplicates of himself. A time traveler walks into a bar.
Two time travellers walk into a bar. If youre interested interview was yesterday. I had a joke about time travel but you guys didnt like it.
So I choose not to post it this time around Edit. Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys. The bartender says We dont serve time travelers in here A time traveler walks into a bar.
Walks into a bar. Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing.
Confused he asks them why theyre happy. They tell him Well were so sick of the cold where were. A Time Traveller walks into a bar.
The barman says We dont serve Time Travellers in here. People say my pub jokes are rubbish but back when I was serving drinks at the local pub I could give a decent comedian a rum for his money. The pub is ten minutes from my house.
However my house is two hours from the pub. A time traveller walks up to a bar 3 months ago and says A few months ago a time traveller ran up to someone and shouts I need you to say the 9th letter of the alphabet and the German founder of the philosophical doctrine of transcendental idealism or the world will fall into chaos. I heard a really funny time travel joke tomorrow.
What do you call a time travelling cow. The bartender says we dont serve time travellers in here A time traveller walks into a bar. I won a prize in the local time travel club raffle two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.
The lab have postponed their next time travel. A Time Traveller walks into a bar. A panda walks into a bar.
He gobbles some beer and nuts fires a hand gun into the air then runs for the exit. What did you do that for Yells the bar tender. Im a panda google me said the panda So the bar tender googled panda and the results were.
A panda a cowboy a man with a cat on his shoulder and a time-traveller walk into a bar. What is this the bartender yells some kind of joke Next check our round-up of the best Canadian jokes ever. The barman says we dont serve time travellers in here.
A time traveller walks into a bar. A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says would you like a pint The horse says no two halves.
William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says Oi. Youre bard A train track and a motorway walk into a bar.
Another walks into a bar joke. He ordered a pint of lager. A time-traveller walks into a bar.
When jokes go too far are mean or racist we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate. The bartender says We dont serve time travellers in here A time traveller walks into a bar. A biologist a chemist and a statistician go out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells We got em.
A time traveller walks into a bar. Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings he says Damn I forgot to feed the dog The Sahara walks into a bar.
The bartender says Long time no sea A Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and asks for five beers. A cowboy walks into a bar wearing paper clothes. I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.
I used to be addicted to time travel but thats all in the past now. The barman says we dont serve time travellers in here. A time traveller walks into a bar.
Very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years. Time travel classes.
A time traveller walks into a bar. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb. Silver and Gold walk into a bar.
Bartender says ey you get outta here Gold leaves the bar. The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club. Wife walks in on husband a string theorist in bed.
The bartender says We dont serve time travellers in here A time traveler walks into a bar. Wait did our copy editor fall into some cosmic wormhole. No we just told the middle of the joke first followed by the beginning.
The time traveller hasnt arrived at the end yet. Im sorry said the barman we dont serve time travellers A time traveller walks into a bar. He made a miss steak.
My wife asked me to pick up some of those pills that help with getting an erection. So I brought her home diet pills. A bartender says Im sorry we dont serve time travellers in this bar A time traveller walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar Ouch A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says would you like a pint The horse says no two halves. And finally and appropriately in came one on a musical theme.
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today. I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.
A time traveller walks into a bar. Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar.
My life is a joke. The barman says We dont serve time travellers in here A time traveller walks into a bar. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb.
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