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I had to add some kind of sexual thing to it or half the people would of literally thought it was just tulips on an organ.

Joke tulips organ. Tulips on my organ My dad told me this joke when I was 5 I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesnt take you that long. A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink.

As hes drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. What better than a rose on your piano. Tulips on your organ.

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There are some tulips violets jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tulips oopsie.

This joke may contain profanity. Tulips on an organ. Parker the biology instructor at a posh suburban girls junior college said during class Miss Smith would you please name the organ of the human body which under the appropriate conditions expands to six times its normal size and define the conditions.

If you are the original creator of material featured on this website and want it removed please contact the webmaster. Tulips two lips Two Lips Flower. I like roses on my piano.

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A classic joke my dad would always tell. Whats better than roses on your piano. Tulips on your organ.

Having tulips on your organ. May 25 2019. This joke is funny because tulips on my organ is similar to the phrase roses on a piano but phonetically sounds like two lips on my organ in which organ refers to the joke tellers penis.

Therefore the implication is that oral sex performed on the joke teller is preferable to flowers placed on a musical instrument. The expression plant a kiss means to kiss someone deliberately. There is a flower called a tulip sounds the same as two lip which is typically planted in the fall and blooms in the spring.

This joke plays on the sounds of two lips and tulips. Happy almost Valentines Day. Crabs on your organ was posted to the newsgroup rechumor on October 24 1990.

The spider version came later. It is better to have spiders on your keyboard than crabs on your organ was posted to the newsgroup nfgeneral on February 28 2006. Whats better than roses on your pianoTulips on your organ is a.

If you are the original creator of material featured on this website and want it removed please contact the webmaster. In prise of the BJ. Which is better than many other things.

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