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I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
Jokes for one hand. A blind fella is in a department store walking up and down the aisles with a white cane in one hand while swinging a service dog on a leash above his head with the other hand. A palm tree. If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other what would you have.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road. Why did the one-handed man cross the road. To get to the second hand shop.
Leroy replied Preacher I need you to pray for help with my hearing The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroys ear placed his other hand on top of Leroys head and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a blue streak for Leroy and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. Man with one arm.
Once upon a time there was a man who had lost his arm in a car accident. Losing his arm made him lose his job and made him very sad. He looked for work everywhere but he was not able to find and this made him very depressed.
He tried to take his life one day by jumping off a building. An attack dog in an elementary school. My wife tried to unlatch our daughters car seat with one hand and said How do one armed mothers do it Without missing a beat I replied Single handedly A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under one arm and says A beer please and one for the road.
A Mathematician an engineer and a physicist were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. Aha says the engineer I see that Scottish sheep are black. Hmm says the physicist You mean that some Scottish sheep are black.
Because you can always count on them. 630 is hands down the best time on a clock. Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit.
The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says But I had a 3-piece suit. Tailor says The vest is yet to come.
A boy named Michael raised his hand first and said I would tell her just a minute I have to go pee really quick Ill be right back That would be very rude and impolite the teacher responded. Next a boy named Peter raised his hand and said Excuse me but I really need to go to the bathroom. Ill be right back.
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Steal these classic one-liner jokes in our collection of the best one-liner jokes from experts in funny like Milton Berle and Conan O. On The One Hand. The Economists Joke Book Introduction Think about it.
What profession is the subject of more jokes and humor than that of being an economistOK other than lawyerswho clearly deserve the abuse. Economics is known as the dismal science. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook.
An arm and a leg. What do you call a pirate that skips class. Why couldnt the pirate play cards.
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I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust. A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.
He charged one and let the other one off. I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
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What do I have. A science teacher tells his class Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773 A blonde student responds Thank God I was born after 1773.
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