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List of the Best Army Puns and Military Jokes 1. The sergeant orders ten shots of tequila.
The soldier with a proud smile replied Thanks sir Ill keep this work up.
Jokes for soldier. Top 10 of the Funniest Soldiers Jokes and Puns Thats not it A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found frown and say Thats not it and put it down again. This went on for some time until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested.
Ok well not that many upvote downvote report This joke may contain profanity. I am over 18 A soldier who has recently been promoted to corporal is taken to a bar by his sergeant. The sergeant orders ten shots of tequila.
The corporal is about to order the same when the sergeant says Are you sure about that. The soldier with a proud smile replied Thanks sir Ill keep this work up. What is the best way to describe a soldier who goes to work in the midst of a game.
You call it a deployment. What is the best way to refer to a military officer who always makes you stay with them. You call him a company commander.
A soldier runs up a hill and around a corner before slamming into an officer. Where do you think youre going son Sorry Captain. Its crazy out there and the firefight was so heavy.
I got scared and tried to go AWOL Who you calling Captain. Im a general Wow exclaimed the soldier. I didnt realize Id run that far back 14.
The funny military jokes and on this list are for soldiers and civilians alike. This military humor will crack you up whether youre in the Army Marines Navy or Air Force. If you dont get some of the references in these jokes about the military dont worry.
Unless youre in the National Guard then you might want to do some research. The Best Jokes about Soldiers. A soldier ran up to a Nun.
Out of breath he asked. Please may I hide under your skirt Ill explain later The nun accepted his request. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked.
Sister have you seen a soldier The nun replied. He went that way After the. At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked.
What is farther away Harrison the moon or that object on this map That object naturally What makes you think that Cause we can see the moon any clear night and we cant see that object even at day time Police and Military Jokes Soldier Jokes. A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked Please may I hide under your skirt.
Ill explain later The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked Sister have you seen a soldier The nun replied He went that way. My dad and uncles were all in the Army during wartime but only two of the three served overseas.
One day at an event honoring veterans a young man asked. Share Weak Stomach Aboard a troop. Id like to be the first one to use the brush Military joke soldier hospital general brush What Reincarnation is All About A soldier is reading a book while off duty when he sees his sergeant coming.
Everyone hated sergeant Thompson he always had a. One soldier mused. Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesnt seem to care how well we can shoot but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run 8.
A night under the stars. Pass me the chocolate pudding would you Second soldier. No way Jose First soldier.
Whyever not Second soldier. Its against regulations to help another soldier to dessert. List of the Best Army Puns and Military Jokes 1.
What do we call a snail onboard the destroyer. Where do rabbits learn to fly. In the hare force 3.
What do soldiers use for writing. What music genre do soldiers like to listen to. Ruck and Roll 5.
What do we call a. Washing hands Joke was funnier before covid A soldier and a sailor are at a bar near where they are both stationed. They are standing next to each other at urinals and the soldier gets done first and washes his hands.
The sailor gets done and goes right toward the. You must do something spectacular for that recognition So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank. The CO was so impressed he asked How did you do it Well I jumped in a tank and went toward the border with the Arabs.
I approached the border and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up the Arab tank put his white flag up. The King came to the door in his night clothes and holding a candle up to the soldiers dirty face he demanded to know why he had been woken up at such an ungodly hour.
Your Majesty stammered the soldier A message from the Duke of Wellington. I have come direct from the field of battle my Liege. The King tore open the wax-sealed.
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Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes good clean jokes and family safe jokes and religious humor. The army soldier and the two marines. Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas headed for Houston.
One sat in the window seat the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines. The Soldier kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in.
No matter how carefully you pack a rucksack is always too small. No matter how small a rucksack is always too heavy. No matter how heavy a rucksack will never contain what you want.
No matter what you need its always at the bottom. 29 soldier jokes A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars.