Jokes to tell your boss

Tell him costumes are required. Pranks should be fun not insulting.

A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you but I will make it very fast.

Jokes to tell your boss. Boss jokes that will give you head fun with working chief puns like My boss You re fired and Man says to his boss Can we talk I have a problem. Giggle a little bit with our one liner short boss jokes that we have compiled for you. Laugh more with our Bad Puns That Can Make Your Friends Cringe My boss told me to stop acting like a flamingo so I had to put my foot down.

A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him What do you think is your worst quality The man says Im probably too honest The boss says Thats not a bad thing I think being honest is a good quality The man replies I dont care about what you think. Tact is defined as the ability to tell your boss to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

If your boss is getting you down look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you but I will make it very fast.

Ill throw 1000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up Ill be done She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said Do it but ask him for 2000. With all the stress from your job your daily life and others it can be difficult to find something to laugh at.

Except we know that and we aim to remedy that. So we have here funny business jokes that you can share with your friends. If youre bold share them with your boss.

Do not insult I mean really insult your coworkers or even worse boss. Pranks should be fun not insulting. The result of it should be a lot of laughter not a bunch of coworker hating your guts or not talking to you for the next six months.

Do not destroy property either companys or your colleges. How can we keep the office clean. By staying at home.

If you think your job sucks remember whenever a famous personality dies someone at Wikipedia has to change all the verbs to past tense. There was a safety meeting at work today. They asked me what steps would you take in the event of a fire.

1 I used to work at McDonalds making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage. You know what your boss was trying to say.

Hey if I could pay you less I would but its against the law Chris Rock 2 You dont need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. What did the supervisor say to the calendar.

Your days are numbered. Whats the problem with unemployment jokes. None of them work.

Why are chemists great at solving problems. Because they have all of the solutions. Why did the developer go broke.

Because he used up all his cache. Why do I drink coffee. It always me to do stupid things faster and with more energy.

Jokes that turn the boss orders around in favor of the employee always draw a chuckle. An example is this one. Smith walks into his supervisors office with a worried look on his face.

Boss he says were doing some heavy house cleaning at my house tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the. Tell your boss youve organized a 70s themed virtual dance party to take place tonight. Tell him costumes are required.

Then get a few co-workers on Zoom for a meeting. When your boss logs. If you give me more than one job to do dont tell me which is the priority.

Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. If a job I do pleases you keep it a secret.

Leaks like that could get me a promotion. If you dont like my work tell everyone. List of icebreaker jokes.

From puns to plays on words to silly statements here is a list of jokes you can use as conversation starters. Funny ice breakers for speeches. We both have something in common.

You dont know what Im going to say and neither do I. An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job. Youre probably dumb.

My son asked me what its like to be married so I told him to leave me. When he did I asked why he was ignoring me. You might love your life but I think it just wants to be friends.

I always tell new hires Dont think of me as your boss think of me as a friend who can fire you. This morning my boss arrived at work on a brand-new Lamborghini. This morning my boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.

I said wow thats an amazing car He replied If you work hard put all your hours in and strive for excellence Ill get another one next year. You are a very smart boss and because you are my boss I strongly feel that somewhere even I am smart to some extent as I am a part of your team Professional April Fools Jokes for Boss I will be on off on April 1 st because I have lots of arrangements to make to make it a memorable birthday party for all the not-so-smart people at our work. Some government workers are dedicated and work hard but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Times on the company are hard and you and Jack are great Employees. But I am going to have either Lay you or Jack off. If our boss makes a mistake it is our mistake.

I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss. My boss left a presentation on my desk and asked me to look at it and let him know what I thought of it.

I told him Id sleep on it. A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you but I will make it very fast. Ill throw 1000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up Ill be done She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said Do it but ask him for 2000.