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Knock knock jokes are a classic sure-fire way to elicit hysterical laughter from kids and adults alikePart-pun part-riddle these clean and kid-friendly jests are always a crowd pleaserShh dont tell anyone but theres also a genre of dirty knock knock jokes for the adults in the room Perhaps its the nostalgia factor in that they remind us of. Funny turkey jokes are good any time of the year but especially around holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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Knock knock joke turkeys. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building. Yes a building cant jump at all. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son.

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So in order to avoid a houseful of bored family members heres a collection of silly hilarious and most importantly PG-rated turkey jokes for kids that will get everyone in the family feeling festive until Black Friday and beyond. Knock knock Whos there Norma Lee Norma Lee who. Knock knock Whos there Norma Lee Norma Lee who Norma Lee I dont eat this much 2.

Knock knock Whos there Tamara Tamara who Tamara well eat all the leftovers 3. Knock knock Whos there Annie Annie who Annie body seen the turkey. Its time to eat.

Phillip your plate and dig in. Don eat all the stuffing please I want some more. Knock-Knock Jokes About Thanksgiving Dinner.

Norma Lee I dont eat this much. Olive the stuffing too. Aida lot more than I should have.

Phillip a big plate and dig in. Patty me on the back for making such a tender turkey. Possum gravy over my mashed potatoes.

Savvy me the drumstick. Funny turkey jokes are good any time of the year but especially around holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Best of all these turkey jokes are clean and safe for children of all ages.

Jokes about turkey are perfect for parents teachers and children and are great for Thanksgiving Day along with our collection of Thanksgiving Jokes. You can also include these in a lunchbox in the days. Ears another knock knock joke for you.

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Everybody loves knock knock jokes. Theyre a riddle and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke. Ask your teacher knock knock I I did a p and saw if you can persuade them to say I done a p who in front of the whole class.

Harry up its cold out here. I smell map who. Why did the chicken cross the road.

To get to the ugly persons house. Howie am I suppose to walk in this turkey costume. Santa email reminding you Id be here and you STILL make me wait in the cold.

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These Thankgiving jokes for kids are about turkeys pilgrims and more. Thanksgiving riddles are for everyone. Read our collection of funny jokes riddles and knock knock jokes.

Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud. Hit tap knock knock.

Its the knock-knock joke maybe the greatest childrens humor style ever conceived. Knock-knock jokes are one move below infant drum sets and only above the infant shark song in terms of their potential to torment parents. Knock-knock jokes are known for their ability to offer pure unfettered.

Im all about that baste Stop drop and pass the rolls My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes but I said I couldnt quit cold turkey I only have pies for you Hey I just met you and this is gravy but heres my stuffing so carve me maybe Lets get basted. PeopleImages Getty Images. Knock knock jokes are a classic sure-fire way to elicit hysterical laughter from kids and adults alikePart-pun part-riddle these clean and kid-friendly jests are always a crowd pleaserShh dont tell anyone but theres also a genre of dirty knock knock jokes for the adults in the room Perhaps its the nostalgia factor in that they remind us of.

Kidz Jokes has the funniest knock knock jokes with cartoons and hidden answers. Knee slapping knock knock jokes for fun with names. NEW Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.

Super funny knock knock jokes. Laugh and chuckle at the Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes at Kidz Jokes. Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when youre done eating youll be nice and stuffy.

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Here are the 24 best knock knock jokes. Well you did say it was no oneshow answer 2. Did you hear about pillsbury doughboy.

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Youre in the right place. These knock knock jokes are perfect for kids and all the family. If you liked these then check out our Thanksgiving Riddles and our Christmas jokes - theyll have you chortling around the Christmas tree.