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A pea a lemon and a potato all went out to the bar after work. By the time the potato had bounced his way to the bottom of the hill the lemon was spewing lemon juice all over the pavement but the pea was already jumping up and down again that was great that was great lets do it again.
Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes diverse set of skills as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting.
Lemon and potato joke. Potato and Lemon looked at each other and both thought if they could not stop Pea they might as well join him so they followed suit and started rolling down the hill. Pea zoomed down the hill. However Lemon and Potato had a harder time.
Lemon started shifting from side to side because of his oval shape which only made his acid reflux even worse. With a sigh the potato trundled along slowly behind. By the time the potato had bounced his way to the bottom of the hill the lemon was spewing lemon juice all over the pavement but the pea was already jumping up and down again that was great that was great lets do it again.
A pea a lemon and a potato went to the bar. A pea a lemon and a potato all went out to the bar after work. They all had a couple of drinks and had a merry time.
The potato being made entirely of starch didnt get drunk at all let alone tipsy. The lemon being citrus didnt feel very good after the second drink. A lemon a potato and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store.
So they decided to let off some steam with a bar crawl at the weekend. They had a great time hitting bar after bar knocking back drinks but being so genetically different the alcohol affected them each in different ways. The lemon got very acidic and refluxy.
The potato being a big. A lemon a potato and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store. So they decided to let off some steam with a bar crawl at the weekend.
They had a great time hitting bar after bar knocking back drinks but being so genetically different the alcohol affected them each in different ways. The lemon got very acidic and refluxy. The potato being a big.
A pea a lemon and a potato went to the bar. A pea a lemon and a potato all went out to the bar after work. They all had a couple of drinks and had a merry time.
The potato being made entirely of starch didnt get drunk at all let alone tipsy. The lemon being citrus didnt feel very good after the second drink. Since they have nothing on hand to wear for the event the husband suggests to his wife that she should put a lemon between her legs as he puts the potato between his.
A pea a lemon and a potato went to the bar. A pea a lemon and a potato all went out to the bar after work. They all had a couple of drinks and had a merry time.
The potato being made entirely of starch didnt get drunk at all let alone tipsy. The lemon being citrus didnt feel very good after the second drink. When he had had enough they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast eggs potatoes ham sausage blueberry waffles and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cups bottom edge. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes diverse set of skills as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting.
To which Sherlock replied Why thats a lemon tree my dear Watson. Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. A lemon tree Watson.
With a sigh the potato trundled along slowly behind. By the time the potato had bounced his way to the bottom of the hill the lemon was spewing lemon juice all over the pavement but the pea was already jumping up and down again that was great that was great lets do it again. What did one potato pancake say to the other potato pancake.
I like you a latke. A pea a lemon and a potato went to the bar. A pea a lemon and a potato all went out to the bar after work.
They all had a couple of drinks and had a merry time. The potato being made entirely of starch didnt get drunk at all let alone tipsy. The lemon being citrus didnt feel very good after the second drink.
A lemon a potato and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store. So they decided to let off some steam with a bar crawl at the weekend. They had a great time hitting bar after bar knocking back drinks but being so genetically different the alcohol affected them each in different ways.
The lemon got very acidic and. The funniest lemon puns online. All our lemon puns lemonade and lime puns are here.
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The potato being made entirely of starch didnt get drunk at all let alone tipsy. The lemon being citrus didnt feel very good after the second drink. The pea being very small got absolutely trashed after the first drink.
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