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This joke is about a man who goes to the bar and orders seven shots of whiskey that he immediately drinks. A man walks into a bar one night.
Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak with fries peas and a salad.
Man goes to bar joke. A man goes into a bar followed by an ostrich. He gets a beer and a sandwich. When he asked the bartender for the bill the bartender replied.
The man puts his hand in his jacket pocket and randomly grabs a few bills and coins and drops it on the table. To the bartenders surprise it was exactly 7 33 cents. The man goes to the bar and orders his drink and says to the barman while pointing his thumb towards the dog and says ha I wish I could do that The barman replies give him a.
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says You cant bring that dog in here The guy without missing a beat says This is my seeing-eye dog Oh man the bartender says Im sorry here the first ones on me The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
A man goes to a bar says Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here Comes the end of the night the man saysorry man it seems i forgot my wallet. The barman kicks him in the guts and throws him out. The next day the man comes again Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here.
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly sir thatll be 1 cent One penny exclaimed the guy.
Yes So the guy glances over at the menu and he asks. Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak with fries peas and a salad. An old man walks into a pub he goes to the bar.
He orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him and says three pounds please The old man stands up goes to the right end of the bar and put a pound on it then he walks to the left end of the bar and also put a pound on it. The man goes inside and sits down at the bar and asks the bartender about the sign he saw out front.
The bartender informs him that all he has to do is complete 3 tasks and the bar will give him free beer for one year. A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says What will you have The guy says Martini The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man Whats your IQ The guy says 168 The robot then proceeds to talk about physics space exploration and medical technology.
The pun is that man goes is a joke for mango an exotic fruit. Man goes in a pub and the bartender says whose are these mangoes was posted on Twitter by The Dariuster on May 18 2010. Man goes in a pub.
Sorry we dont serve fruit was posted on Twitter by Jon Elliott on March 8 2011. A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place and as she shows him around he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor medium sized ones are on a shelf a little. Joke of the day - A man goes in to a bar.
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A Bear Walks Into A Bar Jokes. So this bear walks into a bar in Brooklyn and orders a beer and the bartender goes whoa your a bear sorry I cant serve beers to bears in bars in Brooklyn. Drunk woman at the end of the bar says You heard the man bear get out Bear says again Im asking nicely please give me a beer Bartend.
This joke is about a man who goes to the bar and orders seven shots of whiskey that he immediately drinks. But his answer to the bartenders question is hilarious. One night the man walks into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender promptly approaches him. A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says Wow nice legs She is flattered and replies You really think so.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money next to a horse stall The man goes over to the bartender and asks what the set up is for. You pay five bucks to go into the stall where the horse is and if you can make the horse laugh you win all the money in the jar. A guy walks into a bar goes up to the bar man and says Can I have a pint of beer and a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please.
The bar man looks at him confused. Im sorry says the bar man. A pint of beer and a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please The guy replies.
I dont understand the barman. The man says Oh he does stuff like that all the time. Just ignore it The man finishes his beer and he and the monkey leave.
A week later the man and the monkey walk back into the bar. The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps onto the bar picks up a cherry sticks it up his butt pulls it out and eats it.
A man walks into a pub and orders three beers. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. A man walks into a pub.
A grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says in passing Do you know we have a drink named after you The grasshopper says No really. You have a drink named Howard The joke the grasshoppers personal name.
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers. Walks into a bar. The bartender gives him a strange look but serves him his drinks.
The Irishman takes them to a booth clinks them together and drinks them all. He then goes back to the bartender and orders another three beers which he proceeds to drink in the same fashion.