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Day 174 The Turkey the Parrot and the In-laws Joke. This guy gets a parrot but its got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
Parrot sees turkey in freezer joke. Finally John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.
John in desperation threw up his hand grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Finally John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.
John in desperation threw up his hand grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Parrot asks Whatd the frozen turkey want Roger Ebert April 12 2009. A joke should have the perfection of a haiku. Not one extra word.
It should seem to have been discovered in its absolute form rather than created. The weight of the meaning should be at the end. The earlier words should prepare for the shift of the.
Day 174 The Turkey the Parrot and the In-laws Joke. Posted on July 30 2011 by Dave The Gratitude Guy. Martha had a parrot called Brutus the only problem was that Brutus cussed something awful.
Now Martha was having her in-laws over for Thanksgiving and so she needed to train Brutus quickly not to swear. A few minutes later the owner took the parrot out of the freezer and asked Have you learned your lesson now The little bird shivered and replied Yes Mam After a couple of months the lesson was forgotten and the little parrot was caught saying cuss words again. The owner returned him to the freezer and left him in there for a long time.
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things but instead the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird the man finally says If you dont stop swearing Im going to put you in the freezer as punishment.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John in desperation threw up his hand grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that hed hurt the. A man received a parrot as a gift. Fearing that hed hurt the parrot the man quickly opened the door to the freezer.
I heard a similar joke many years ago about a man with an eye-patch whose parrot kept saying fuck you one-eye. He too put the bird in the freezer and when he opened it up the frozen solid bird had one wing over one of its eyes and the other wing giving him the finger. This was pre-internet so the punchline was delivered physically.
Finally Jon was fed up. He yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
Jon shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude. In desperation Jon finally grabbed the bird and shut him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet not a peep was heard. Cold War Era Joke. This Russian dude had a talking parrot.
A very special parrot who loved cursing the regime and the Communist party leaders. One day hard knocks on the door KGB open up. The guy hides the parrot in the freezer.
Finally in a moment of desperation he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking kicking and screaming and then suddenly all is quiet. He opens the freezer door.
The parrot steps out and says Im sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness. A man buys a parrot only to have it constantly insult him.
He tries everything to make the parrot stop but nothing works. Frustrated the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop.
The man thinks he might have killed the parrot so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. A Very Insulting Parrot This elderly lady recently widowed decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store.
She decides against puppies kitties etc and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying My do you look lovely this afternoon madam. A man buys a parrot only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop but nothing works.
Frustrated the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out.
The parrot is shivering. Bad Parrot - a Thanksgiving Story. A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birds mouth was rude obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the birds attitude by consistently saying only polite words playing soft music and.
This man gets extremely annoyed at his parrot who wouldnt stop arguing with him. So he decided to put him in the freezer to teach him a lesson. But what the parrot does next is gold.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birds mouth was.
He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things but instead the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird the man finally says If you dont stop swearing Im going to put you in the freezer as punishment The parrot continues so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. So theres this Pirate with a parrot.
And this parrot swears like a sailor I mean hes a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is the pirate who owns him is a quiet conservative type and this birds foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day it gets to be too much so the guy. Created with The Creator. Finally fed up John yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John in desperation threw up his hand grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. The man sees this brightly colored parrot on display but theres a problem the store owner tells the man. You see this parrots last owner was a foul-mouth and.
This guy gets a parrot but its got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the birds attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally in a moment of desperation he puts the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he hears the bird squawking kicking and screaming and then suddenly all is quiet. Parrots are great birds and they make beautiful gifts for loved ones. A man got a parrot as a gift and was delighted at having the talking bird as a pet.
As things turned out the man soon discovered that the parrot was rude and had a terrible attitude. It only uttered rude obnoxious and profane words much to the mans dislike.