Polish sausage joke

You see these two big guys drinking beer beside you - theyre Polish. A guy goes into the store and asks the clerk Can I have some Polish sausage The clerk looks at him and says Are you Polish The guy says Well yes I am.

The guy clearly offended says Well yes I am.

Polish sausage joke. A man goes into a store and tells the clerk Id like some Polish sausage The clerk looks at him and says You must be Polish. The guy clearly offended says Well yes I am. But let me ask you something If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian.

A Polish man walks up to the counter and order a polish sausage fries and a coke. The man behind the counter asks him if he is Polish. He reponds by asking him if he would ask him if he was Mexican if he ordered a taco or if he were Italian if he ordered a slice of pizza.

The man responds no S. A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage The clerk looked at him and asked Are you Polish The guy clearly offended says Well yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I asked you for Italian Sausage would you ask me if I was Italian. Or if I asked for German Bratwurst would you ask me if I was German. A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage.

The clerk looked at him and asked. The guy clearly offended Says. Well yes I am.

But let me ask you something. A customer asked In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage The clerk asks Are you Polish The guy clearly offended says Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk Id like some Polish sausage The clerk looks at him and says Are you Polish The guy clearly offended says Well yes I am. But let me ask you something If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian. Or if I had asked for German bratwurst would you ask me if I was German.

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If I asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian. If I asked for bagels would you assume I was Jewish. Jeez No I certainly would not.

Said the clerk. Then whyd you ask if I was Polish. Two men only have a dollar for their night out and they want to get wasted.

So they go into a night shop and buy a sausage. The first bar they go in they order 2 beers each. When they decide to leave one takes out the sausage and places it between his legs.

A guy walks into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke. The bartender stops him and says Im Polish. You see the guy over there - hes the owner of this bar and hes Polish.

You see these two big guys drinking beer beside you - theyre Polish. You still want to tell your joke The guy thinks about it and says No I dont want to tell it anymore. A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk I want some Polish sausage.

The clerk takes a long look at him. The guy says Well yes I am. But if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian.

If I had asked for German sausage would you ask me if I was German. The clerk says No. A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage The clerk looked at him and asked Are you Polish The guy clearly offended says Well yes I am.

But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage would you ask me if I was Italian. A Polish or other ethnicity joke has a customer ask a store clerk In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage The clerk asks Are you Polish The customer then erupts claiming prejudice about ethnicity and ethnic products.

Why do you ask me if Im Polish Because youre in a. A guy goes into the store and tells the clerk Id like some Polish sausage. The clerk looks at him and says Are you Polish.

The guy clearly offended says Well yes I am. But let me ask you if Really Short Funny Jokes. A young man goes into a store and asks the clerk for a nice Polish sausage.

The clerk looks at him and asks Are you Polish. The young man says Yes I am but if Id asked for an Italian sausage would you have asked if I was Italian or if Id asked for a German sausage would you have asked if I was German or if Id asked for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican. A Polish Sausage Joke.

A guy goes into the store and asks the clerk Can I have some Polish sausage The clerk looks at him and says Are you Polish The guy says Well yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian. Or if I had asked for German sausage would you asked me if I.

I went to the local hot dog guy and said Can I get a jumbo sausage He said Sure. It shouldnt be long. In that case can I get two.

One hot dog says to another You been to that German night club yet Nah it was too krauted He goes up to the librarian. Can I have an hot dog. The Polish Sausage Joke.

In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage The clerk asks Are you Polish The guy clearly offended says Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian.

A Guy Asking For Some Polish Sausage. A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage. The clerk looked at him and asked.

The guy clearly offended Says. Well yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I asked you for Italian Sausage would you ask me if. This comic plays on that by placing a Polish Sausage a North American term for Kielbasa after both halves of the bun instead of between. The title text is a pun on the fact that Reverse Polish Notation is also known as Postfix notation.

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