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Why are men like diapers. He wanted to be a Smartie.
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back Me better you got nice house.
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Theyre usually full of shit but thankfully disposable. What did one butt cheek say to the other. Together we can stop this shit.
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I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
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In English he said A double negative forms a positive. In some languages though such as Russian a double negative is still a negative. However there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative A loud voice from the back of the room piped up Yeah right.
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Oh no I mustve left the iron on. Ive got problems with mathematics. Yeah that makes four of us.
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