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He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time. So Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and theyre all busy.
Superman is happy as hell and goes about his flying business.
Superman wonder woman invisible man joke. JmdmhuxuUUCP Joe Dakes ATT Bell Laboratories Reading PA. Sexual Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. Hes flying over Wonder Womans house and sees her bedroom window is open.
He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. One day Superman was flying across the sky and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. He decided to go down get someSo after he had done the deed he flew away.
Then Wonderwoman got up and said What was THAT. And the invisible man said I dont know but my butt sure hurts. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a building naked with her legs spread.
He figured he could fly down there fuck her super fast and be outta there before she even knew what happened. So Superman flew down fucked her and flew back out again. What was that Wonder Woman said.
I dont know said the Invisible Man. But my ass sure. It involved Superman Wonder Woman and the Invisible Man.
Only superhero joke i know and thats everything i can tell you about it. 12 years ago Secret Turchin Man. So Superman flies down and does his thing before Wonder Woman can even blink.
Superman is happy as hell and goes about his flying business. Wonder Woman sits up and yells WTF Was THAT. And Invisible Man says I dont effing know but my asshole is killing me.
And then the Invisible Man says I dont know but my asshole is killing me Superman had a huge crush on Wonder Woman He was always to scared. Superman thought to himself Im faster than a speeding bullet I could be in there have sex out again before she knew what was happening So Superman did his super thing in a split second flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed Wonder woman said Did you hear anything NO.
Said the Invisible Man But my ass hurts like hell. Superman patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day spied Wonder Woman the beach sunbathing in nude. Remembering that he was faster than speeding bullet wondered if could score with before she knew what hit her.
He swooped down finished an instant and then flew away wearing big happy grin. Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. Hes flying over Wonder Womans house and sees her bedroom window is open.
Ever tell you the one about Superman and Wonder Woman. I dont think so. So Supermans flying around the city and hes horny as hell.
Lo and behold he looks down and sees Wonder Woman completely nude sunning herself up on the roof of the Justice League. A Wonder Bra Q. What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man.
Dont bug me Q. What do you call it when Wonder Woman breaks wind. An invisible jet Q.
What is Wonder Womans favorite part of a joke. Why cant Wonder Woman drive a car. Because shes a woman.
Why did Wonder Woman refuse to date Mr. Mister Fantastic said the Invisible Woman was ill he had to look after her. A little disappointed Superman called Iron Man to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers.
Iron Man told him he had a date with Black Widow. As a last resort Superman flew over to. So Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and theyre all busy.
He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time. As he passes over Wonder-Womans mansion he sees her lying naked and spread eagle next to her pool. The Invisible Man Wonder woman were making out in her backyard by the Poolside Superman happened to fly by.
Superman Hey shes alone her legs are spread apart I think Ill go in for a quickie Wonder woman had her eyes closed and was enjoying the Invisible mans kisses his caresses then all of a sudden. There was an Earthquake that happened for 5 seconds rumble. Snow White Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking down the street one dayI wonder if Im still the most beautiful woman in all the land said Snow White.
I wonder if Im still the shortest man in all the land said Tom Thumb. I wonder if Im still the ugliest man in all the land said QuasimodoSo the three decided to go and visit the magic. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators.
A little disappointed Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort Superman flew over to Wonder Womans apartment to see if she was free.
As he landed on her balcony he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. I only know one about the Invisible Man SUperman Wonder Woman and cannot tell it as it violates several CV rules codes of conduct and there are children present. Batmans parents jokes will.
9 Wonder Womans Invisible Jet Comics and movies alike seldom know how to handle Wonder Woman and I think her Invisible Jet is a large part of that.