Tax day jokes

A letter to the IRS. The chips were nestled All snug in their sockets.

When he reaches the bridge marking the border the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports.

Tax day jokes. Some of the most hated people in the country are tax collectors so it makes sense that there would be a lot of jokes made at their expense. Its the least we can do to help us get through it. So as youre woefully taking stock of how much hard-earned money the government is taking from you here are 8 great tax jokes to help make Tax Day a little more bearable.

Oh income tax. You break our backs The government takes all. A thief by any other name Would never have such gall.

There is no such thing as a good tax- Winston Churchill. Laugh A Little Comedians dont have to be the only group of people who enjoy jokes around Tax Day. Humor while fleeting can lighten the mood.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms for the first time. A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms for the first time. He brings a box up to the counter and the clerk says That will be five dollars plus 15 cents for tax The young man screams Tacks I thought they stayed on by themselves.

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A little boy wanted 100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the 100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord USA they decided to send it to President Clinton.

A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey. And each day his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports.

Every day they find nothing. You can tell monopolys an old game. Because theres a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game. Because theres free parking a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail. Tax Day Tax day April 15 was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the IRS.

She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. She said she required a. This weeks puns and one liners take the form of Tax Jokes.

As always they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return. Because hes elf employed.

If I had 1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things Id have a huge tax bill. A friend is using an offshore. An income tax form is like a laundry listeither way you lose your shirt Fred Allen Tax reform is when you take the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and put taxes on things that havent been taxed before Art Buchwald I figured out why Uncle Sam wears such a tall hat.

Funny Tax Jokes Internal Revenue Service. The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. Strange But True Stories - Inland Revenue Tax Office Contents hide 0001.

1 1 Funny Tax Return. A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey. And each day his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw.

When he reaches the bridge marking the border the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day they find nothing. The Night of Tax Day.

Twas the night of Tax Day and all thru the house Every creature was whirring even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care In certainty Saint Silicon soon would be there. The chips were nestled All snug in their sockets.

Umbrella jokes that are not only about aesthetic but actually working raincoat puns like I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday and A quick one for tomorrow s tax day The Best 89 Umbrella Jokes Following is our collection of funny Umbrella jokes. Feb 3 2019 - funny cartoons flow charts and pictures relating to tax. See more ideas about taxes humor accounting humor humor.

Fortunately there are plenty of funny accounting jokes to tell when the figures dont seem to balance out. Weve rounded up 60 most hilarious accounting jokes ever. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says Want to hear an accountant joke. Here are some funny quotes and memes about paying taxes tax day and the irs.

Whether your income will be taxed in india or not depends upon your residential status. Buckley jr and barry goldwater at brainyquote. Fun tax facts may seem like an oxymoron but sometimes taxes can be amusing.

In a tax shelter. Joke has 6660 from 27 votes. Accountant life money tax.

And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion. Joke has 6610 from 34 votes. December 28 2006 at 1017 pm Daily Joke Daily Jokes Fun Funny Funny Humor Funny Joke Funny Jokes Funny Stuff Humor Humorous Humorous Blogs Humour joke Joke of the Day Jokes Jokes of the Day Politics Tax Tax Humor Tax Jokes Taxation Taxes Tax Jokes Tax Return Letter to the IRS.

A letter to the IRS. Top 20 Accountant and CPA Jokes. Looking for funny accounting jokes.

Below are some of the best IRS CPA and tax jokes on the internet. If you know of any other ones not on the list please leave a comment at the bottom of the page and Ill be sure to add them. Where do homeless accountants live.

In a tax shelter.