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From a certain age birthdays are like a reverse countdown. A big list of strange jokes.
Be careful too many birthdays can kill you.
Weird birthday jokes. Sorry I missed your birthday. How weird is that. That only happens to me like once per year.
Happy birthday to you. I feel so bad about forgetting your birthday. Arent you going to do something to make me feel nice.
This birthday message is only a teensy-weensy late. I remembered you I just forgot the date. My calendar said you were 65 today.
59 50. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Doctor doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off. Unfriending facebook people on their birthday. Some things in life just make me smile.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake. Ok I will stop making fun about your age. Making fun of old people is not funny.
From a certain age birthdays are like a reverse countdown. Doctor I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake Doctor. Next time blow out the candles.
When he saw the cake his face fell. Oh he said clearly disappointed. I thought you said keg.
Because it was my brothers birthday our mom wanted to do something special. Make their birthday wishes come true with birthday puns and jokes thatll crack them up. I will never dessert you.
Hey shawty its sherbert day. Be careful too many birthdays can kill you. A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said You know one would have been enough One liner tags. Age birthday communication happiness 7221 142 votes. I havent even offered you coffee So she gets up and gets the coffee.
Some time later old Mary says. How foolish of me. I havent even offered you coffee So again she gets the coffee.
Half an hour later the scene repeats for the third time. Finally the two ladies say goodbye. Mary is acting really weird dont you think says the first one.
Im not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. We dont let Grandpa blow out his candles anymore since the year his dentures wound up in the cake. Something to remember on your birthdayForget the past it cant be changedAnd forget the present because I didnt get you one.
A woman just gave birth and her doctor says Ive got some good news for you and some bad news for you A woman just gave birth and her doctor says Ive got some good news for you and some bad news for you Woman. Well give me the bad news first. Your baby is a red head.
Well whats the good news. Its a weird world we live in you see. The mouse is scared of the cat the cat is scared of the dog the dog of its owner the dogs owner of his wife.
And the wife is scared of the mouse. A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. Some funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year so now Im returning the favor. A wise man once said Forget about your past you cannot change it. Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese.
You get better with age my dearest. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.
Happy Birthday to you. Some jokes are simply funny some are plain stupid jokes. And then there are some that are too dumb they are actually hilarious and make you laugh out loud.
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Everyday is a funday at FunnyWorm. Why are eggs bad at telling jokes. They always crack each other up.
What do you call a 12-inch nose. Why did the man fall down the well. Because he couldnt see that well.
What animal is the worst at hiding. The leopard hes always spotted. Where do cats go to swim.
Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake. Forget about the past you cant change it. Forget about the future you cant predict it.
Forget about the present I didnt get you one. A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
Youre the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday. I couldnt think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card youre too boring 3. I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you 4.
Seriously I dont know how many more of your birthdays I can handle. When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. When happy hour is a nap.
When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. You are 17 around the neck 42 around the waist 94 around the golf course. When youre told to act your own age and you die.
Dad jokes for the worldly dads Niece. I have a lot of friends named Nathan theres Nathanendless droning about nicknames. When they are together do you call them The United Nathans.
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Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond. In these strange times the doctors forced me to wear glasses while I was giving birth to my son. They insisted on contactless delivery.
Heard this one long ago- A guy went for a jog. Here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday messagesGive your friends and loved ones a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year. Sending a greeting to a good friend shouldnt be a matter of routine and it shouldnt be boring.
If youre searching for the right thing to say on your friend or family members birthday or lighten the mood on your own look no further than the following birthday jokes and puns. We guarantee that theyre almost as sweet as the birthday cake youre about to devour.