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The cruise ship went down in record time as did the Captain. But halfway through the voyage the ship crashed.
He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
Whats the joke of the day. 7 You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. 6 You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for the free Internet access. 4 You refer to.
Jokes of the day. Lots of Funny Adult Blonde Short Jokes and Jokes of the day. Todays Joke of the day.
Yo mamma is so dumb she thought a virgin box meant she was a virgin. Short Jokes of the day. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
You can tell the gender of any animal by just throwing a pebble at it. If SHE attacks you then its a female or If HE attacks you then its a male. A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines.
So I called the cops. He must be a part of some extreme mist group. Whats the best thing about Switzerland.
I dont know but the flag is a big plus. You know it was so cold in DC. The other day I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Singles on a deserted island. A luxury cruise ship offered a cruise for young singles only. But halfway through the voyage the ship crashed.
The Captain had been having a affair and didnt see the giant rock formation. The cruise ship went down in record time as did the Captain. Most people on board were too drunk to act fast.
A joke about Friday can have many variations like funny Friday jokes for work funny weekend jokes lazy Friday morning jokes and the list keeps going. Whatever the jokes of the day may be every joke on Friday brings the weekend vibes back to life. While reading the jokes we live through the moments and that is what makes them so relatable.
Coding computer IT technology Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades boasts Gates you would now be driving a V-32 instead of. I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store.
When I got there the guy was locking the front door. The sign says youre open 24 hours He Said Yes but not in a row Anonymous. Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
Do fish go on vacation. No because theyre always in schools. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong.
Because they never do it on porpoise. Why cant basketball players go on vacation. They would get called for traveling.
What do you call a pig on a leash. Why do bananas use sunscreen. Whats brown and sticky.
What do you call a fish with no eye. Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states. Solid liquid and gas.
All Jokes are user submitted and we have a full time staff that manually approves each and every joke. Each joke submitted is carefully reviewed to make sure its clean family kid friendly and politically correct. Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face mommy he asked. To make myself beautiful said his mother. A few minutes later she began removing the cream with a tissue.
Whats the matter asked Little Johnny. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer bartender says sorry we dont serve food here. Belly up to some more bar jokes here.
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