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Observe what happens to the two the worms said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. All right son asked the father what does that show you.
She gets two short glasses filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
Worm in beer whisky wine water joke. Now class closely observe the worms said the teacher while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey.
It curled up and writhed about painfully then quickly sank to the bottom dead as a doornail. The 1st worm in beer dead. The 2nd in wine dead.
The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy. The teacher asks the class.
What do we learn from this experience. And a child responds. Whoever drinks beer wine and whiskey does not have worms.
2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead. The 2nd in wine dead.
The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy. The teacher asks the class.
- What do we learn from this experience. And a child responds. - Whoever drinks beer wine and whiskey.
A big list of worm jokes. 70 of them in fact. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived while the one in whiskey curled up and died. 1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the.
Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes. The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead.
The 2nd in wine dead. The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class. A big list of earthworm jokes. 15 of them in fact.
Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond. 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead.
The 2nd in wine dead. The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy.
Four worms were placed in four separate test tubes. 1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead.
The 2nd in wine dead. The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class. - What do we learn. Four worms were placed in four separate test tubes.
1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead. The 2nd in wine dead.
The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy. Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived while the one in the whisky curled up and died. All right son asked Will what does that show you Well Dad it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms.
Entry from November 06 2015. Im a chemical engineer. I convert beer and wine into urine.
The convert beer into urine joke has been popular since at least the 1990s. About 2008 a joke called the Wisdom of a Retiree circulated from an uncredited source. Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes.
4th in mineral water. The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead.
The 2nd in wine dead. Four worms were placed in four separate test tubes. 1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the results.
The 1st worm in beer dead. The 2nd in wine dead. The 3rd in whiskey dead.
The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy. Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whisky curled up and died. All right son asked Will what does that show you Well Dad it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have. Worms A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived while the one in whiskey curled up and died. All right son asked the father what does that show you.
Four worms were placed in four separate test tubes. 1st in beer 2nd in wine 3rd in whiskey 4th in mineral water The next day the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer dead.
The 2nd in wine dead. The 3rd in whiskey dead. The 4th in mineral water alive and healthy.
Bar beer booze and fun JOKES. A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit.
She gets two shot glasses filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses she brings his bait box. She says I want you to see this.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses. Vodka isnt always the answer.
But its worth a shot. Wine if you must. Its not good to bottle up your emotions.
When I was a kid I found a bottle of rum at the playground. So I took it to the police station. They said would get to the bottom of it.
Alcohol puns are always in pour taste. In the wine there is wisdom in beer there is strength in the water there are bacteria. I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I dont want to lower the bar.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived while the one in whiskey curled up and died. In a cross-over study five fasting volunteers were asked to drink two standard consumptions of commercially available alcoholic beverages including beer Stella Artois 500 mL 52 ethanol wine Blanc du Blanc 200 mL 11 ethanol and whisky Gallantry Whisky 80 mL 40 ethanol.
Observe what happens to the two the worms said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.
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