Yo mama so fat jokes

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Yo mama so fat every time someone say Kool Aid she bust through the wall.

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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell. Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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